Well, I never thought I'd be on any sort of calendar - especially since I'm not a firefighter or Helen Mirren and I staunchly support the #NoMorePage3 campaign. Still, here I am: day 4 on the Legend Press legendary advent calendar of authors.
And since we're (begrudgingly) talking about Christmas, here's a sneak peek at my attempt at festive decoration:
Having trekked across several miles of stabby, itchy, spider-infested roof insulation to unearth both parts of our sad little mutated fake Christmas tree (AND the elusive base), I figured this was as good as it was gonna get.
I soon realised I was right as I spent the next hour untangling three sets of intertwined fairy lights.
Feeling festive over hear, I can tell ya.