This monkey's gonna be in PANK - the London Issue, edited by Kirsty Logan. I keep asking people to sPANK me but no one is obliging. I am excited, nonetheless. Jiggling, in fact, with anticipation. It'll be published sometime in June, along with an audio file of me reading it (that whole process nearly killed me, by the way, so be kind if you listen to it) and an interview. I am full of squeeeee. PANK is an honour and Kirsty Logan is just wonderful.